Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

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Please help us raise awareness for these unique, not fake at all, philanthropic causes. Everyone can play a part for the greater good. Don’t let the WHOLE WORLD fall apart.

Crisis Hotline For Girls Named Ariel

Join the efforts to stop the Little Mermaid related teasing that so many girls named Ariel suffer from today. With your monthly gift of $4,000 we can get people to act like it’s a normal name and prevent future generations of girls from being named after Disney Characters.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

OKwill – Support For Pretty Satisfied Americans

While the OKwill team recognizes the importance of the Goodwill, they are determined to fill the needs of Americans that are less than good, but not bad. They’re doing alright. Please help, if you can.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

Rainbows For Straight Kids

Rainbows For Straight Kids is an organization dedicated to bringing back the freedom to enjoy the beauty of refracted light without implying or denying a homosexual orientation. R.S.K. seeks to broaden the spectrum of light among both LGBT and straight communities.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

Well-will – Rehabilitation Aid For People That Say They’re Doing WELL

Well-will realizes that not everyone that says they’re doing WELL instead of GOOD is as financially secure as their pretentious attitude makes them seem. Well-will works with local government to help people shut the hell up.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

Post-Grad Shelters For Philosophy Majors

The Post-Grad Shelters For Philosophy Majors organizes a network of couches for students majoring in the field of philosophy to sleep on when they graduate and realize they can’t get a job.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Meningitis

PETOM believes that ALL life is sacred. This includes bacteria and viruses, which were created by God for a reason. If you would like to help, please forgo your meningitis vaccine and drop out of school. Every lost education/life helps fight the injustice that meningitis faces everyday.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

Medium Brothers, Medium Sisters

If you know someone that is in need of a brother or sister and doesn’t require them to be any particularly large in size, please call the Medium Brother, Medium Sisters hotline to schedule an appointment with our team of pretty average sized people.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

Rescue Mission For The Hang In There Cat

The Free The Hang in There Cat is a worldwide (America) movement towards the release and rehabilitation of the cat from the hang in there posters. He’s been hanging there for years and it probably hurts a lot.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

The Campaign For The Limitation Of Ducks

The C.L.D. works in partnership with guns to fight back against the Ducks Unlimited organization. They aim to put SOME limit on ducks, because come on…

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!

People Against The Sexual Harassment of Bass Fish

All too often, Bass fish are tortured, hung up by hooks, and mocked with their mouths open, ready for anything. The People Against The Sexual Harassment of Bass Fish are asking you to speak out against the production and spread of Bass harassment by wearing this fine pin for just $49.99.

Funny Humanitarian Causes That Need Your Help!


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