Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

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The worst things to happen to hair since the ’80s . . .

The Pointy Slick Down

How much gel do you think it takes to achieve sculpting like that? We’re guessing more than one container. Why else would he let that little patch in the middle fly free?

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Other Mohawk

We agree. The front to back mohawk has totally been hogging the spotlight. We vote for switching the axis and trying this beauty out for a while.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Ear Window

We think we’ve got pretty nice ears too. How has it taken this long to find the perfect way to display them?

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Rebellious Poodle

Nice try corn rows. Your tightly-braided prison can’t keep poodle fro confined. He’ll burst out row by row until that guy looks positively cherubic.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

Just the Tip

We like a hair style that keeps you guessing. But we’re having trouble figuring out where to look. At the pink tips, the teased bangs, or that pony tail-type-thing trying to escape from the side.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Prison

When your soul is a dying bird in a dark cage, your hair has to reflect that.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Friar Tuck

We don’t have anything bad to say about this haircut. It looks like it belongs to a man who can brew a mean 17th century beer.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Chuck

This isn’t actually a hair cut. This kid accidentally backed into Chuck Norris. And now, the face of Chuck is permanently etched on the back of his head.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Angry Bird

We don’t know why more people don’t do this with their mohawks. That’s a lot of prime advertising real estate going to waste.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Scream and Run Away

Now that we’re done gasping in shock, we have to say that we quite like the way the neck and chin meat complement the dinosaur crests.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The At Home

Why pay a stylist hundreds of dollars to cut and layer your hair? This home styling job turned out fine and she didn’t even have to use a mirror.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Billboard

Now this woman knows how to capitalize on available advertising space. We wonder how much Oreo shells out for half a head.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Music Woman

When you love the viola this much, you’ve got to let the world know.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Seuss

Dr. Seuss never dabbled in hair styling. But if he did, we’re pretty sure that this would have been one of his signature styles.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Wave

We like a hairstyle that tells a story. This fabulous ‘do has smooth waters in the back but a tsunami storming the beach in front. Someone warn the villagers!

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Rattail

“How will they know it’s called a rat tail if they can’t see the rat?” It’s hard to argue with that logic. Someone should alert MENSA: there’s a stylish genius on the loose.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Michael

We all loved Michael Jackson. This man more than most. Why else would he allow him to live on the back of his head Voldemort-style? Any guesses as to what MJ’s horcrux was?

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Double Party

Who says that one side has to be all-business. We love this mullet because it’s party in the front and party in the back. That’s twice the party. It doesn’t get any better than that.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Tentacles

Who wouldn’t want hair that’s like a cold, green hand reaching over your face? Plus, it comes with a shirt to match so it’s a win-win situation.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Patriot

There’s just no better way to show your love for your leader than gluing a tiny picture of him on the back of your head. The shaved-in housing and hair flag on the other hand are bordering on brown-nosing.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Oh Dear

We can’t tell if this is a haircut or some form of assault. The missing eyebrows suggest that this particular beauty was styled by an errant lighter.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Comb Around

If you’ve given up enough to go for the old comb over, why not do it with style. Who says being bald means saying goodbye to bangs?

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Lizard

How do you tell the difference between a rat tail and a lizard tail? Bye the shape of the animal shaved into the head above it. Duh.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Buzz Buzz

For when you can’t decide between a bowl cut and a buzz cut. We personally love the alternating bald patches. It’s like a reverse mohawk.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME

The Unfinished

Did this guy manage to get arrested while getting his hair braided? Or is this the next evolution of the afro? We really hope it’s the latter.

Worst Haircuts of ALL TIME


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