WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

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Tweets are coming in from Sochi and from the sounds of it, Sochi is kind of a disaster. See for yourself.

They Call This Water

Though you might think this is a delicious glass of apple juice, it’s actually the water that comes from Sochi water pipes. LOOKS LEGIT.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Hotel Bartering

Unless you booked the Super-Duper-Ridiculously Good Looking- King Suite, you’re going to have to barter for all of your “amenities”.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

About That Water . . .

So that yellow water, yeah, don’t put it on your face. But somehow it’s ok for the rest of your skin?!?!?

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

WHO NEEDS CURTAINS?!?!?

In Sochi, this is considered a room ready for occupation. Winning.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Still Under Construction

Maybe the big day crept up on them? They were probably pretty busy with all the other stuff.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Please Stay Off The Sidewalks

When you’re planning a multi-billion dollar event, you MUST cut corners here and there. But specifically right here. In this pothole.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Roomies!

We can squeeze 11 rooms worth of people into 1, right? RIGHT???

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

What Really Matters

Never mind the room falling apart all around you, so long as this creepy picture is on your night stand, all is well.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

GO DAVE SCHWARTZ!!!

He is the luckiest, as well as the most wanted man in all of Sochi. We bet his room has curtains too.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Oh . . . . That’s Clean

If you’ve traveled around enough to very old cities, you’ll have heard that many of these old plumbing systems are simply not equipped to handle stuff like toilet paper. Of course, the Olympic infrastructure and facilities at Sochi are new, so this is just embarrassing.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Almost There, Guys

“Yep, we’re almost done, just gotta build a few things here and there. Hide some trash heaps, shovel all the dirt mounds away etc Yeah just give us another month, TOPS.” ARE WE SURE SOCHI IS A REAL PLACE?

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Would You Like Bee With That?

Not sure if bee or fun free toy with the meal.

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail


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