You Are Too “Gay” If…

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Flamboyant things people do that are over-the-top!

No Roughing It

You hate being anywhere there doesn’t have access to Wi-Fi, coffee or a shower.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Anyone, Anywhere

You enjoy being promiscuous and chuckle at the idea of a committed family structure.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

The Vine of Life

There is nothing a good glass (or whole bottle) of wine can’t make better.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Shopping Sprees

You love shopping and trying on clothes more than anything in the world.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Exceptions, Not Rules

You hate all religious people based off of one bad experience with someone that said they went to church.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Sunkissed

You know everything about tanning and the receptionist at the salon even knows your middle name.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Sports Hater

You can’t stand watching sports and don’t like doing construction work or manual labor.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Gossip Boys

Gossip is your main form of communication and you have trouble having a conversation without it.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Join the Club

Glee is your favorite show… even the most recent seasons.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Girls, Girls, Girls

You’re obsessed with a pop diva like Britney Spears or Katie Perry.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Party On

You only like rave and pop music. No exceptions.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Designer Obsessed

You refuse to wear it if it’s not a designer brand.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Opposites Attract

All of your friends can only be of the opposite gender.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

A Little Too Much

You make a point to hang on members of the same gender even if you’re not interested in or attracted to them.

You Are Too “Gay” If…

Hot Pants

You have a place in your dresser just for your collection of hot pants.

You Are Too “Gay” If…


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